
BETTER THAN S*X COLLECTION
What's In The Box:
Chocolate Chip
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT let grandma try this cookie. She’s a good woman and a good baker. We, personally, think the world of her. But, let’s face it… she’s also as prideful as Prized Shih Tzu. And this cookie will simply break her spirit.
Featuring a seductive blend of three types of chocolate, caramelized to perfection, with a hint of coffee and a sprinkle of Maldon sea salt for an unforgettable taste experience. (Milk not included).
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LUXE PACKAGING
STROOPS BAKERY EXPERIENCE
We've constructed a luxe black box that will deliver your cookies in damn near perfect condition while keeping them looking pretty, too. Once the box reaches your doorstep, you'll get to indulge in the world of handcrafted cookies freshly baked at the Stroops Bakery HQ. What you do with the box after is up to you... it wouldn't be the first time that someone stored love letters in it.

THE COOKIE BREAK
Our Head Baker was on a mission to break the boundaries by turning the world's most half-assed dessert into a cookie worthy of a Michelin Star. These cookies are prepared with hand-selected premium ingredients imported from across the entire damn planet and filled with enough flavor to make your tastebuds breakdance on your tongue.

THE COOKIE FINISH
The bakers at the Stroops Bakery HQ have a niche for never leaving a cookie left unfinished. Each sweet morsel of crumbs have been finished with handmade toppings including ripe fruit streusels, crumb coats accompanied by fluffy cake crumbs, and fresh lime and lemon zest... that's to name a few. Finishing is the best part, don't settle for just any lazy baker.